Similar

I am similar to major weight lifters in the world. They can toss a mountain at a bad guy, while my language can stop an English professor in his tracks. They are able to impress Olympic judges, while I can come up with pick up lines that charm beauty pageant contestants. I can insult anyone and make them cry, while they can prove their greater strength by lifting an automobile. I can perform songs that disable female warning devices, while they can instill fear in nerds running on the beach. It would take too much time to go into the differences, but let it be said that we both pray for deliverance at night, and we both think we could be so much better if we weren't ourselves.