Irony

"Hipster irony has run its course. The next time I hear any white male schlub murmur a self-deprecating remark or grunt a reference to pop culture and expect me to laugh, I will beat him almost to death, bring him to the hood, and leave him wrapped in nothing but a confederate flag." -- Marcia Brady from "The Brady Bunch," who also doesn't love my pale, out-of-shape body.