I Should Be Asleep

You should be asleep now. So, stop reading this. Turn off the computer. Turn off the lights. Forget to brush your teeth. Pray to a deity you can't name and aren't sure you answer to. Put on those footie pajamas. Put on the rubber ski-mask and the devil eye shades. Say goodnight to the cracks in the ceiling that wink at you. Say hello to the spiderwebs in your dreams that will catch you. In the morning figure out what parts of you are left, which ones haven't been eaten.