Free

People are free here. You can pick them up at the store without having an angry cashier scan their bar codes. You can toss them in your cart with the caviar and antique silverware and no one cares. You can even trade them with your friends, like baseball cards which contain within their bodies stats of loving averages, hate percentages. I'm not saying you should pick one up, just that you should think about collecting a few. The price of human life is bound to rise someday.