Thursday, September 07, 2006


My army of stingrays will be coming to a town near you. Our venomous barbs are illegal weapons of warfare we will unleash on the great unwashed. Purchase our chocolate bars so we won't have to do this again. Your coral reefs are no place for picnics. Please buy all my collectible cups, each with a different picture of me combating a wild animal: duck, termite, great white shark, vampire, and Karl Rove. The McDonald's people will be so happy I'm letting you all know about this.


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